'FOREMAN LEGAL' Leading Goalkicker SEASON 2012

  • Leading Goalkickers after Round 2
  • Super Goals (2goals) - Mark Jaensch, Kim Pearce
  • 7 - Dick Kleemann, Michael Hamilton
  • 4 - Randall Weeks
  • 3 - Matt Mayes, Lincoln Powell
  • 2 - Dale Wylie
  • 1 - Ross Wall, Wayne Seymour, Chris Hill

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

2009 'The Season That Was'

2009 Presentation Dinner

Friday the 25th September saw the gathering of the all conquering Hill's Supertigers for the annual 'Club Champion Dinner'. Again held at the very hospitable Woodside Hotel, the Supertigers and guests enjoyed an evening of fine dining and thirst quenching beverages.

But the night was to celebrate the achievements of the undefeated Supertigers and their star performers.
2009 Club Champion

The voting was extremely tight throughout the count with the most valuable player for each game being awarded 7 votes...in a tight run to the line Simon Kemp was awarded the 2009 Club Champion Award by 1 vote from the fast finishing Dave 'Runt' Wuttke. The result was not clear until the counting of the final vote of the evening...maybe a slight set up?
The Final Leaderboard
Simon Kemp - 49
Dave ' Runt' Wuttke - 48
Richard Kleemann - 41
Chris 'Fritz' Geraghty - 36
Wayne 'Chuck' Seymour - 29
Foreman Legal 2009 Leading Goalkicker
Being hampered throughout the season by hamstring injuries together with a Gold Coast sojourn to explore surfing opportunities, the return to the Supertigers after several years of self imposed exile by 'Snappy' Tom Hancock saw him secure the highly sought after award for 2009 with a tally of 24 goals.
Final Standings
'Snappy' Tom Hancock - 24 goals
Sean Watt - 22 goals
Gary Magee & Richard Kleemann - 21 goals
Kim Pearce - 16 goals

The Hill's Supertigers would lke to congratulate the following people;

Richard Kleemann - Hill's B-Grade Mail Medalist & Capt-Coach Kersbrook B Grade Premiers
Kersbrook FC - A grade & B grade Premiers (2008 & 2009)
Nick Jaensch - (Mark Jaensch's son) Nairne Under 13 Premiers
Brandon Worth - (Aleks Bojanic's son) Best & Fairest Echunga Under 13's
Ross Wall - Central umpire Hill's Country A Grade Grand Final
Kim Pearce, Mark Jaensch & Ross Wall - AFL Masters (SA) Carnival Representatives

The Supertigers would also like to acknowledge the following parties and thank them greatly for their support during Season 2009;
Langfords Hotel Brokers, Foreman Legal, Austral Landscaping, Berry & Grosser Accounting, Woodside Hotel, Stirling Hotel, The Hills Courier, Lobethal FC and all of the Hill's Pubs who have helped out during 2009.

Monday, August 31, 2009

Snappy Tom Lands The Prize!


Foreman Legal Leading
Goalkicker 2009

The inaugural winner of the Foreman Legal Leading Goal Kicker Award is half forward specialist Tom Hancock. A consistent goal kicker during the 2009 season Hancock finished with 24 goals which was just enough to keep out the fast finishing Sean Watt with 22 goals who starred with a haul of 7 in the final match of the year.

Hancock missed several games throughout the season through injury as did previous leading Supertiger goalkicker Gary 'Specky' Magee and Richard Kleemann both with 21 goals.


Supertigers Reign Supreme in 2009

Eleven From Eleven...Pretty Perfect Really!

Sunday's game at Rosewater was always going to be a tough encounter for the Hill's Supertigers.

With the game being brought forward by a week so as not to clash with Father's Day, the Tigers preparation was rushed and there was minimal recovery time from the previous week's match at Fitzroy.

Several players went into the game with many layers of skin missing from their knees, resembling some of the hardest working 'call girls' in Kings Cross and others were as battered and bruised as one of Rocky Balboa's carcasses.

Never the less the mighty Tigers assembled at Rosewater Oval in an attempt to re-write the history books and claim an unbeaten season.

Again missing many of it's prime movers due to bail conditions, losses of driver's licence, country finals and family pressure, the 16 players who donned the black & gold for the last time in 2009 certainly did not let the Tiger faithful down.

Kicking with a solid breeze in the first term, the Hill's team were inaccurate kicking 3 goals 7 behinds to Rosewater's solitary behind. The game should have been put out of reach due to the first quarter dominance but the Rosewater Bulldogs stemmed the flow in the 2nd term with a supergoal (9pts) together with a good field goal.

Half time saw the Tigers leading by 34 points but not yet confident of achieving their goal.

This inspired many of the players, none more so than the ever green resilient Kim Pearce (2 goals in first half) who went to full back after having a solid first half playing off a wing. He dominated the last line of defence and created good options for the running Chris 'Fritz' Geraghty and the popular Dave 'Runt' Wuttke.

Dave McGill, after arriving at quarter time and going to the wrong end of the ground, had to be rescued on some 3 occasions from being buried in the lush Rosewater turf following heavy body clashes. Named in a forward pocket McGill inadvertently found himself in the back pocket were he starred.

Also keeping tight reins on their opponents in defence were Ron 'Chuck' Berry who was released from his Accounting duties for the game and 'beer line maestro' Rob 'Maxy' McGregor who was sorely missed in the last quarter following a straining of the hamstring. Fortunately it is some 200 days to the start of the 2010 season. Richie Slater started at centre half back and provided much rebound which is something that cannot be said about his windscreen. Slater suggested that he wouldn't be parking behind the goals in the future.

The centre line welcomed back the hard working Alex Tucker who again put his body on the line and ran the lines strongly. He created many opportunities for the forwards and marked strongly throughout the encounter.

Neil Thomson again showed that a little bit of fitness can go a long way. He was defiant and proved to be a difficult player for Rosewater to maintain as was Damian 'Dom' Ryde. After completing his duties as captain of Port Power the previous evening, Dom played his best game in his debut year when placed on the ball.

Big man Aleks Bojanic was left the lone ruckman following Damon Wilson's late withdrawal. By the end of the game he was very ready for the surgeon's scalpel after many strong clashes with the Bulldog's 3 man mountains. Bojanic gave first use to the hard working and hard headed Wayne 'Chucky' Seymour who again drove hard to the goal mouth.

The half forward line of the Hill's team was unstoppable. Matt Ormsby (3 goals) provided an extremely strong target and chased hard all day as did Troy Snooks (2 goals). Snooks was fleet of foot and also fleet of mouth. The umpire did not appreciate Snooks' sense of humour when it came to comments about being vertically challenged but he did appreciate arguably the goal of the year when Snooks pounced on a loose ball and soccered through from 25 metres out.

Chris Hill was again providing a target for the Hill's forays forward but it was Sean Watt who took the best afield tag with him. Kicking 7 goals and hitting the post on 3 occassions, Watt reigned supreme marking strongly and also converting on the run.

The placing of Watt at Full Forward certainly paid dividends for the uncoached side. Supercoach Dave Piro was unavailable due to Assistant Coaching interviews at Port Power for 2010. The Hill's Supertigers hope that he will continue in the box with them in 2010.

Unfazed, the Hill's Supertigers minus, Dick Kleemann, Simon Kemp, Mark Jaensch, Paul Zoontjen, Damon Wilson, Damian Dolman, Tony Oates, Dale Wylie, Andrew Frohling, Tommy Hancock, Gary Magee and Ross Wall shone and ran away with the game winning by 64 points and became
2009 Undefeated AFL MASTERS (SA)
World Champions.

Much thanks must also go to Hill's Supertigers Number One Goal Umpire Graham 'Fryar' Tucker. There rain or shine, Mr Tucker has dominated the goal square and is greatly appreciated by all.
Preparations have already begun for the 2010 season where the goal remains the same...let's get out there with our mates for a kick and a catch and beer after the game, the perfect premiership winning formula.

Until next time...Have a good one!

The Ross Wall File...Tigers v Rosewater

CLEAN SWEEP FOR SEASON 2009

The consummate 10 goal victory over Rosewater on Sunday completed a perfect season for the Hills’ Superules team.

With only 16 players available, the Supertigers were confronted with 23 Bulldog opponents, most of whom were on the ground at any one stage. This required a superhuman effort from those entrusted with the task of retaining the “Top dog” status.

While the Hills’ 2009 season rewrites the record books, including emphatic triumphs over the powerful Sacred Heart and Gawler teams; the question is how to top this achievement?

This feat of conquest has been compared to the dominance of Sturt’s premiership haul in the sixties and the monopoly held by the Beatles on the number one chart spot in the same era.

It has been paralleled with awesome performance of Usain Bolt and the national domination of South Australia in the most bizarre murders equation.

Where to now for many of the players who created Superules’ history?

What possible challenge remains for this ambitious group of senior athletes?

The club now faces a similar problem to the Brisbane Lions when they reigned supreme; that of how to keep the group together, under the salary cap.

Will the Hills’ boys take pay cuts in order to stay together as a team?

Will other pursuits now become more important, with new Everests to climb?

Sean Watt kicked seven goals in a display of total dominance.This could be enough to lift him into contention for the top goal kicking award for the season.
Could this be the carrot to dangle in front of Sean to entice him back in 2010?

Aleks Bojanic, after single handedly taking on three ruck giants, will visit his knee surgeon for another medical intrusion into his anatomy. Given that the anesthetic only temporarily stops him talking, we know Aleks will be back.

Damien “Dom” Ryde ran himself into the ground, to the stage that he was unable to raise himself off the grass after yet another contested ball situation. Dom was most fortunate to avoid injury as two packs of players ran over his prostate carcass during the next two minutes until the “Oxygen Trainer” could get to him.

“Worst case ever of “Severe Lactic Lethargy” was the expert assessment.
How will the team entice Dom back to push his body to the limits of human endurance again?

Kim Pearce would play football everyday of his life if there were games on. His appetite for the game is insatiable and his aversion to playing defensive football is legendary. On Sunday Kim not only played a sensational last half at full back, but checked, spoiled and intercepted like a person who had been doing it all his life.

The other complete character reversal surfaced post match.

Kim craves and even hoards the after game cans of beer, but on Sunday he gave away the last “tinnie” to a fellow player.

Do these bizarre behavior shifts represent the first signs of a major psychological upheaval?

Has Kim undergone a “Mid Life Sea Change” and what does this mean for his future?

Could this lead him to hang up his boots in favour of mystic Eastern philosophical pursuits based on Yoga and Tai Chi?

Having soccered the “Goal of the Year” off the outside of his non preferred foot from 30 metres, what incentive will Troy Snooks have to return in 2010?

How will Richard Slater and Andrew Frohling get to games next year?

Richie’s uninsured car is undrivable after having its windscreen shattered when he inadvisably parked behind the goals and Frohl’s will not get his licence back until 2011.

Rob McGregor, who takes great delight in socialising with his opponents during the match, jagged his hamstring and will require an intensive rehabilitation over the summer.

Will he now opt for social intercourse at his shack on the river instead of on the football field?

Dave Wuttke, who credits Uraidla Spring Water with the team’s success, will be back as long as the spring continues to flow.

Neil Thomson, who has struck a rich vein of form will undoubtedly return and Chris Hill is safe while the controversial “Euthanasia Bill” is not passed.

All in all a fantastic season and just like every Hills’ Superules match in its history, no one knows who will turn up next time, and in what state.

HILLS 14 – 12 ROSEWATER 4 – 8
Best: Watt, Geraghty, Thomson, Wuttke, Bojanic, Snooks, Ryde
Goals: Watt7, Ormsby 3, Pearce, Snooks 2

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Father Son Rule...Do These Tiger's Qualify?

Aleks Bojanic's son Brandon and Mark Jaensch's son Nick performed exceptionally well in their debut game with the Sturt Development Squad at Glenelg Oval on Friday 21st August 2009. Nick finished with a number of clean touches and a goal whilst Brandon dominated across the middle of the ground. The next day they were on opposing sides in their first final, with Nick's Nairne side prevailing by 4pts over Brandon's Echunga team. We wish them both well in their remaining finals games and hope they meet again in the Grand Final.

Keep up the good work boys and keep a focus on playing for the mighty Hill's Supertigers.
Nick (photo left) Brandon (photo right)

Tribunal Letter Re: Sean 'Watty' Watt vs Fitzroy

Dear Mr Watt,

The match review committee has scrutinised the video evidence regarding you and Fitzroy Football Club player number 9 (Jon English). We as a tribunal recognise that, in spite of your inappropriate reaction (again), you should have been given a free kick for an off the ball discretion. As a result we have revised our initial 250 demerit points and reduced it to 30. This means your total demerit points value is 249 for the season. That is one point short of a one game suspension. We understand that you have been a very innocent party in all of your misdemeanours this season and fully support you in your actions.

Please note that the review committee have also sent video footage to Umpire Ross who after seeing the vision has agreed to award the free kick. You will need to meet with him and Jon English at the Fitzroy location, wearing your full team playing uniform, on Friday 28th August at 6:00pm. You will need to line up for goal at the exact same spot at the southern end. Umpire Ross will officiate and put you on the right angle. If a score is recorded this will be sent to the appropriate authorities and premiership percentage points will be adjusted accordingly.

Yours truly,

Jeff Fenech

CEO Super Rules for South Australia

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Even In Adversity...Tigers Claw Through

Ten In A Row...And Only One To Go

Can the mighty Hill's Supertigers go through a whole season unbeaten?

This question will be answered this Sunday at Rosewater against the tough Bulldogs outfit.

Match 10 of season 2009 saw the very undermanned Tigers demolish a gallant Fitzroy outfit by 54 points.

Trailing by some 4 goals midway through the 2nd term, Tiger's Supercoach was planning his next move. This happened to be an escape after his halftime address.

Not feeling confident, Supercoach Dave Piro fled as he did not want to be confronted by a losing Tiger's supporter group.

Ugly scenes were expected and security was rushed in to control the burgeoning crowd, many of who had been waiting for an opportunity to celebrate a win against the rampaging Hill's team.

This is exactly the motivation that the Supertigers needed.

Kicking with a strong breeze in the 2nd term all seemed to gel at the 15 minute mark with several quick goals just before half time. The Tigers took a slender lead into the long break but it was very hard work. Strong centre clearance work by Wayne Seymour and Simon Kemp kept the forwards in the game. Gary Magee finished the day with 3 well worked goals and Tom Hancock, playing on a wing in the absence of regular winger Alex Tucker, contributed with 4 much needed goals.

Somewhat dazed and confused the rucking duo of Damon Wilson and Aleks Bojanic contested strongly winning many stoppages but both caught the eye of the umpire on a number of occasions, not for the right reasons!

The defensive lines were hard hit by the withdrawal of Andrew Frohling. Paul Zoontjen at centre half back dominated while Rob McGregor spoiled everything coming his way, which in the first half of the game was very regular. The powerful run provided by Chris Geraghty and Dave Wuttke, who did provide another season highlight by venturing to the goal and converting, was again on display, as was the resolute defending provided by first season player Richie Slater.

Also missing from the unbeaten side were Richard Kleemann, Kim Pearce, Dave McGill, Mark Jaensch, Damian Dolman, Dale Wylie, Damian Ryde and Ron Berry. But the 'hard working 16' certainly compensated.

Neil Thomson covered a great deal of ground and broke lines when required...Ross Wall dodged and weaved out of trouble in defence in the second half after umpiring the first half...Matt Ormsby was strong across half forward, marking and delivering well to bustling full forward Magee...Sean Watt played his usual tough, close checking game in the forward lines resulting in another visit to the tribunal (see Tribunal letter)...

BUT it was the continued 'Chris Hill Experiment' that was again the highlight...2009 has been a break out year for Hill who has dominated out of a forward pocket and providing a foil for the lead up players. The term breakout is usually reserved for players early in their career but Hill has re-emerged from the shade with retirement well out of his mind.

The all conquering Supertigers venture to the blustery Rosewater Oval on Sunday 30th August in an attempt to keep a clean sheet in 2009.

The Ross Wall File...Tigers vs Fitzroy

SUPER VICTORY PROMPTS REFLECTION

The emphatic demolition of a competitive Fitzroy on Sunday, despite fielding just 15 players, led Hills’ Superules team members to reflect on their future.

With an ageing playing list mirroring society’s workforce, how long can this dynasty stay together, delivering unbeatable performances season after season?

In a year that saw a number of new faces expand the current squad to its limit, senior players reflected on what it would take for some players to retire.

Will players be eligible for pension cards if they are still playing football?

History suggests it requires a life changing event to end a Superules career. John O’Dea was a key member of the defensive unit until his Mr. December pose in the team’s racy calendar resulted in a major career change. Jim McLean, famous for his bizarre pre match warm up involving a brick, some string and a blow up doll, was forced out by the increasing cost pavers and Ron Hanson was blitzed by technology. Delighted to be filmed while playing, Ron asked why they always replayed him in slow motion. Upon being told that it was normal speed, Ron immediately retired. Stalwart Scott Cameron played happily for years until being mistaken for Ron Berry’s twin brother.

Recent retirements have been few and far between. Only the infamous Marotta brothers have left due to the need to “Take care of business”.

The “group think” of the senior playing list was indicative of their “Baby Boomer” status. None would even contemplate retirement, exhibiting classic denial of the ageing process. Short term memory loss, where none could remember moments of ineptitude or slowness of response, aided this state of mind. A generation which has been accused of “Living to work” is also “Living to play”. Rob McGregor took out his false tooth to play and rebounded superbly from defence while Chris Hill strapped on the knee brace and Dale Wylie his back brace. Hill kicked two goals and so thoughts of retirement have been waylaid for another twelve months. Paul Zoontjens regularly kicked forty metres into the breeze and so the painkillers have kept him going nicely.

The concept of dying on the football field holds no fear for these warriors. Kim Pearce plays on three hours sleep and Alex Tucker almost wills himself into contests in which his fate is to be brutally crunched time after time.

However, despite the Baby Boomers stamping their indelible footprint on the culture of the club, the Generation Xers are beginning to emerge from their shadow.

The younger team members, who were reared on a diet of MTV and Grunge, rather than Countdown and Disco, are beginning to assert themselves. It is a fascinating social study to observe how a group who gained their music appreciation from Richard Wilkins can co-exist with those who worshipped Molly Meldrum.

Their ability to work together is critical for the future of the Supertigers. So far the two have found harmony.

Dick Kleemann, Simon Kemp and Matt Ormsby have been happy to share the ball with their more aged compatriots. Mark Jaensch will dish out a handball to anyone, regardless of age, and Wayne Seymour will win the hardball and help out any team mate.

This group had impacted on the style of play.

For years, The Boomers, have worked off the blueprint of lateral movement and communal football where everybody gets to touch the ball. Any time they were heading directly towards goal they would redirect the ball to a flank or pocket and happily double the handling required to get within range.

This new generation is more comfortable challenging and changing team strategies. It is not uncommon for them to transmit the ball directly down the ground, and when necessary kick the long goal themselves.

Fortunately, while there appears to be significant differences in philosophy and practice, both are linked by the same forward strategy. In the ageless tradition of Superules, neither generation will pass to the full forward.

The critical, and so far unrecognised group in this equation, is those who live on the cusp.

Aleks Bojanic, Tommy Hancock, Gary Magee, Neil Thomson and David Wuttke represent that gaggle who are born in the mid 60s and exhibit traits of both categories.

Free spirits who believe in safe sex; people who can find pleasure in both Get Smart and Neighbours; players who believe in team loyalty and those who want to know what the team can do for them.

This group bridge the gap by adapting to both sets of values and styles of play. All can be accused of being goal hungry as well as adhering to the indirect play ethos. They can show sensitivity and yet view their position in the team as “the special one”.

Dedicated and selfless defender Wuttke joined the goal kickers as he wandered closer and closer to the scoring zone and finally tasted the elixir of conversion. Hancock made the wing his own and still managed to slot four goals, causing Magee at full forward to turn green with envy and strove desperately to out do him.

One major generational variance was the inter relations between players.

“Boomer”, Rob McGregor refused to leave his opponent’s side, not because he was a threat to the team but because he was a “Fascinating bloke to chat to”. “Gen Xer” Sean Watt refused to let go of his opponent because he wanted to establish clear boundaries of acceptable on field behaviour.

The “Love” generation compared to the “Outcome Focussed” generation.

The end result was a hard fought win by an undermanned team.

The generations continue to co-exist in tempered harmony and battle for mutual understanding and acceptance as they debate the merits of Star Wars versus Alien and The Village People as opposed to Wham.

There are still no signs of any imminent retirements and the headache of extra numbers will be back to haunt coach Dave Piro next match.


HILLS 16 – 13 FITZROY 8 – 7
Best: Hancock, Seymour, Wuttke, Kemp, Zoontjens, Geraghty, Watt
Goals: Hancock 4, Magee 3, Hill 2, Watt, Wuttke, Seymour, Kemp 1 (unknown 3)

Friday, August 14, 2009

The Ross Wall File...Hills v SHOC

FROHL’S BIRTHDAY TREAT

Andrew Frohling celebrated his birthday at the Superules match of the season on Sunday against Sacred Heart.

Coach Dave Piro gave “Frohls” an unexpected present by starting the despised defender at full forward.

Previously banned from crossing the centre line to enter the forward half, the birthday boy had a visa to co-exist with some of the “hungriest” footballers in the competition. The other gift came in the form of a team present when the Hills’ Supertigers triumphed over the college boys in the highest standard game in a decade.

Still smarting from their loss to the Hills’ team last year, in a showdown for the unofficial premiership, they fronted with a team of stars. Current Sturt coach Luke Norman led the charge with strong support from former Fremantle star Chris Groom and a host of former SANFL and AFL players.

The first 10 minutes was frenetic with hard bodies at the ball and powerful tackles stopping players in their tracks. Once in the clear, precise kicks and strong marking were features of a game which resembled a Saturday match much more than the sedate endeavours of ageing “has beens” mixed with a few players who really “never were”.

It was only the straight kicking of the Hills team which saw them lead by 4 straight goals to 2 goals 3 behinds at quarter time. New comer Richard Slater and old hand Rob McGregor both slotted classy goals staking claims for much sought after forward spots.

The hectic pace of the game was maintained in the second quarter and had it not been for the fanatical efforts of the Hills’ defence the momentum may have shifted.

Chris “Fritz” Geraghty was supreme as he rebounded fearlessly and Dave “Runt” Wuttke intercepted attacks better than the “Star Wars” missile defence system.

Leading by 17 points at half time coach, Dave Piro, knew that he had to pull something special out of the bag and so told the same joke twice, just so everybody could get it. This worked a treat as a 4 goals to 2 third quarter all but sealed the match.

This period of play was not without incident however, as Chris Hill, having nailed a second quarter goal, now had a taste for it. Marking on an angle at the 30 metre mark he was quickly and wisely advised that Dick Kleemann was on his own in the goal square. Hill kept his head down over the ball, muttered “Stuff him” and proceeded to slot through a minor score.

Many believed Kim Pearce left the ground with a heel injury but he had actually just completed an exhaustive head count. 24 Hills’ players in Tiger uniform, two on the side line and only 22 cans of beer in the esky. It was a “no brainer” for Kim; he just had to get into the change rooms before anyone else.

The eccentric behaviours of the Hill’s players delivered a number of AFL options to the VB march to the Victory Hotel.

Chris Hill joined Gary “Specky” Magee and Troy Snooks behind the “Forwards Who Don’t Like To Pass Off” banner while Chris Geraghty and Wayne Seymour formed the “Balder We Get The Better We Are” cohort.

Dave McGill and Alex Tucker signed up for the “Players Who Others Love To Crunch” team and Dick Kleemann, Mark Jaensch and Simon Kemp were “Men Who Love To Run”. Aleks Bojanic and Tommy formed the “Players who keep their own statics brigade, with Aleks able to articulate the fact that of his 4 touches, 3 resulted in goal assists.

Wuttke, Tom Hancock, McGegor and Paul Zoontjens became “People Who Play In Defiance Of Medical Advice and Common Sense ” but despite their obvious differences the team marched on as one.

Adversity prompts different responses from people. Faced with the prospect of an unsavory defeat, SHOC took the field with 19 players at the start of the final quarter and nailed the first two goals to make it a tight contest. Once normality was restored the Hills’ team regained composure and closed out the game.

For a game played with such intensity, there were no spiteful or aggravated moments, and the match became a triumph for the spirit of Superules.

Alex Tucker did add interest to the next encounter between the two teams by explaining, with great sincerity to the vanquished SHOC foe, that by getting within 4 goals of the Hills’ team they had performed better than any one else this season.

HILLS 13 – 5 SHOC 9 – 6
Best: Geraghty, Wuttke, Thomson, Kleemann, Kemp, Tucker, Seymour
Goals: Kleemann 3, Magee, Ormsby, Snooks 2, Slater, McGregor, Hill, Watt 1

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Tigers Maintain Perfect Season

Supertigers Claim Premiership...
But is it premature?

The long anticipated match of the year between league heavyweights, Hills Supertigers and the Sacred Heart Old Collegians was played at the home of the Tigers, Lobethal, last Sunday.

Sporting bet agencies around Australia went into meltdown due to a last minute plunge on the Hill's team. Starting as even money favourites SHOC had to withhold an early barrage from the previously unbeaten Tigers outfit who went to an early 4 goal lead half way through the first term before pegging back the margin at quarter time with 2 late goals.

(Luke Norman SHOC)

The Hill's centre line players were always going to have to work hard due to the quality of the SHOC opponents. Lining up in the middle for SHOC included, former AFL first round draft pick Chris Groom (ex Adelaide, Fremantle, North Melbourne, Sth Adelaide) together with former West Adelaide captain, Melbourne player and now current Sturt coach Luke Norman.

Undeterred by the classy SHOC lineup, the Hill's engine room continued it's high standard delivery and scintillating run from the stoppages. Mark Jaensch and Simon Kemp showed why the Hill's team has dominated the 2009 season with fine placement and reading of the ball.

Fronting up after a 3 goal performance on the previous day for Kersbrook, Richard Kleemann continued to break lines and deliver to forwards up the ground. Again emulating his hero, Chicken Man', Kleemann was everywhere and finished up with another 3 goals to add to his AFL Masters tally in 2009 and again moved up in the club's Foreman Legal Leading Goal Kicker Award.

Tiger's big man Aleks Bojanic found the going difficult in the early stages losing his footing in the body clashes and being outreached by the taller Groom, but through strong second efforts recorded an assist in the first Hill's goal. His tactic of taking the dominant SHOC ruckman out of the game by attempting to give him a 'corkie' worked with Groom playing the majority of the 2nd half at centre half forward.

The structure of the Hill's forward line was tested by supercoach Dave Piro.

Piro sat regular full back Andrew Frohling at full forward in the first quarter. When quizzed on this in the after match interviews, Piro said it was due to Frohlings ability to lose his man, something which was certainly evident in the last quarter of the game when he found himself back in the defensive half playing unaccountable football.

The continued rock like structure of the Tiger's defence was again a feature of the match. The telepathic abilities of Chris 'Fritz' Geraghty were again on display. Geraghty found himself at the drop of the ball on many occasions foiling a number of SHOC forays into the forward lines.

Super spoiling from the tough Paul Zoontjen and the extra reach of Rob 'Maxy' McGregor gave very few chances to the bullocking ways of the Collegean's forwards. Super run from the lanky athlete Dave 'Runt' Wuttke broke the lines and his delivery to a player up field over 40 metres brought the big Lobethal crowd to it's feet. It also brought the drug stewards to their feet ordering Wuttke to submit a sample after the game. Several tests later it was established that Uraidla water was to blame for this sudden improvement in his kicking.

Water from Uraidla is now being shipped all over the world in an attempt to cure the Swine Flu virus but is now regarded as performance enhancing!

Quarters 2, 3 and 4 were tight in all respects.

Last line defensive actions of Damian 'Dom' Ryde and half back rebound provided by Neil Thomson were very valuable as was the 'frontal pressure' by forwards Sean Watt and 'Snappy' Tom Hancock together with the hard working Wayne 'Chucky' Seymour who succumbed to an ankle injury late in the game.

Returning from injury and registering an early goal was Richie Slater who went back into defence later in the game. Coming into the game with a sore back, Slater was to be given the game off but when challenged with the barbecue duties he made an incredible recovery.

Club CEO / President / Treasurer / Team Manager / Owner Ross Wall, delivered again...Wall won the plaudits of the spectators, not only on the field but in delivering a super barbecue!

Scouting the boundaries again were the super fit wingers Alex Tucker and Dave McGill. Tucker's fierce attack on the ball was again evident whilst McGill's face first plunge saw him having to be dug out of the boggy ground. Both players continually found leading forwards Gary 'Specky' Magee and the youthful Chris Hill who did not let them down with their finishing in front of goal.

However, it was reported in the post match analysis that Hill was berated for his treatment of team mate Kleemann. Hill marking 40 from goal was quickly told that Kleemann was on his own in the goal square to which Hill remarked "F@%! him, he wouldn't pass to me".

Strong marking forward Matt Ormsby had a solid game as did the elusive Troy Snooks on the half forward line. Retiring early with a suspected heel injury was Kim Pearce but subsequent scans showed that it was actually his concern as to the well being of the Tiger's esky due to the PHOS Camden players use of the change rooms.

A strong turnout of 25 Hill's players was welcomed by all, in particular by Bojanic's ruck-partner in crime, the returning Damon Wilson.

Supercoach Piro's rotations worked a treat and resulted in a goal when he sent Wilson galloping down the wing off the bench. Wilson's heavy work around the ground was again evident.

In the end it was victory number 9 for the unbeaten Hills Supertigers. Looking forward to the final 2 rounds, the Tigers will look to tie up the premiership against Fitzroy on the 23rd of August.

Final Score

Hills 13 - 5
SHOC 9 - 6

Monday, July 6, 2009

And Then There Were 2...St Kilda & Hills Supertigers


Supertigers Vanquish & Exorcise Hapless Saints!

In what was expected to be a challenge for the previously unbeaten Hill's Supertigers, Sunday's game at Lobethal was all but over at quarter time.

The Hill's dynamos jumped toan 8 goal lead at the first change and were rarely challenged by the Gawler Saints. There appeared to be more of a challenge from the Hill's own defender Andrew Frohling who contributed to the few Saint's fortunes with 3 turnovers which resulted in goals. There were comments from the centre area, in particular from star midfielder Richard Kleemann, that 'Frohls is a bit like the Proud Mary' referring to his turning circle.

However, Frohling did redeem himself with 4 incredible 50 metre passes in the final quarter with all hitting up forward targets and resulting in goals. In a post match interview Frohling suggested that he may have lost a metre or two over the years.

Richard Kleemann was again doing his best to emulate his hero Chicken Man...he was everywhere...in a display which was reminiscent of Andrew McLeod's 97 & 98 AFL Grand Final performances Kleemann contributed with 4 goals together with many forward forays and sensational defensive actions.

Another to continue his midfield dominance was Simon Kemp who again delivered strongly to marking targets in the forward line.

The Supertigers welcomed back 'Snappy' Tom Hancock who booted 4 goals in the first quarter and then spent valuable time working off of the half back line.

Also in a welcome return to form was sharp shooter Gary 'Specky' Magee who appears to have fully recovered from a badly torn hamstring earlier in the season. A quick move up the Foreman Legal Leading Goalkicker list is expected.

Again the Hill's defence was marshalled by Frohling with strong rebounding run by the ever green Dave 'Runt' Wuttke and Chris 'Fritz' Geraghty. Former SANFL champion Paul Zoontjen was lost to the defence within the first 10 minutes of the match with a recurring back injury. Damian 'Dom' Ryde & 2nd gamer Ben Barnett further solidified the Tiger's defence with Barnett sustaining an unfortunate ankle injury in the 3rd quarter which may force him to miss the next game.

The centre clearance dominance was again on show. Aleks Bojanic created the body contests at the ball ups with clean clearances by Kleemann, Kemp, Mark Jaensch & Wayne 'Chucky' Seymour (1 goal). Seymour again proved to be made of a very hard substance burrowing his way through many packs. The marathon abilities of Jaensch again were on show covering much ground throughout the game.

Bojanic's struggle with Gawler's tough ruckman came to a head when the Saints big man decided to 'run through' Bojanic at a centre ball up. This resulted in a free kick which was quickly hand balled to Kemp who delivered strongly onto the chest of the leading forward who converted truly.

Wide running players in Alex Tucker, Kim Pearce (4 goals) and David McGill (3 goals) threatened the Gawler defence on many occasions and were ably assisted by floating forward Troy Snooks (3 goals).
Again veteran Chris Hill provided a foil for Magee in the forward line and gave assistance to Bojanic with some strong bodied forward ruck work.

The fantastic effort on field was greatly complemented by Super Goal Umpire Graham 'Fryar' Tuck and his terrific 'jigsaw puzzle' joke and the nourishment provided by Ross 'BBQ cause I have a sore Hammy' Wall.

Although again missing some key players the Hill's Supertigers notched up their 8th successive victory in style hammering the fancied Gawler Saints by a massive 141 points. Their next challenge will be the SANFL / AFL rich list of Sacred Heart Old Collegians (SHOC) who were swept aside by a determined East side this week.

This next game against SHOC (Sunday 9th August at Lobethal) will determine the fate of the mighty Supertiger's quest for the 2009 Premiership.

Ross Wall File...Hills v Gawler

BLOCKBUSTER BLOWOUT

The much anticpated top of the table clash between the two unbeaten trend setters had arrived.
Scheduled to coincide with the Cats versus Saint Kilda match, it was the mighty Hills Supertigers taking on the all conquering Gawler Saints.

No one could remember the last time two Superules teams had gone through undefeated to this stage of the season. It may actually have been years since this situation had arisen, or just that age had caused memory dysfunction.

Nevertheless the two titans of Superules squared off at Lobethal on Sunday in front of a crowd well in excess of the normal attendance. With spectator numbers swelled by attendees of a club function, every piece of window space of was occupied by curious onlookers.

The game began in electric fashion and for the first four minutes it was a genuine arm wrestle with no one able to gain a noticable ascendency. The promise of a “Cracker of a game”, looked like being anything but just advertising hype.

Unfortunately for Gawler, that was where their quest for credibility ended.

Suddenly it was like Jimmy Bartell and Lenny Hayes had combined to play on the same team. The game looked like Gary Ablett and Nick Reiwoldt had joined forces with them and were playing against a Fremantle team featuring its Sesame Street character, a plough horse from Essendon and a Collingwood reject.

The onball dominance of the Hills’ team was awesome. Dick Kleemann, Simon Kemp, Mark Jaensch and Aleks Bojanic controlled the game. Their ability to attract the ball rivalled rugby players magnetism for nightclub drama.

Everytime they gained possession the runners covered the oval more effectively than the rampaging Corellas.

Kim Pearce, Dave “Runt” Wuttke and Wayne Seymour provided amazing run and Chris Geraghty was impassable at half back. The ferocious, “chrome domed” defender, Chris, hates losing and that extends to his hair.

Such was the dominance of the defence, Full Back Andrew Frohling was tagged to reduce his impact up the ground as he continually ran off his Grenville Dietrich like opponent; who Andrew later described as having the range and flexibility of a traffic cone.

It wasn’t all plain sailing, however, as Paul Zoontjens lasted only 10 minutes before leaving the ground with a back injury originating from extensive domestic duties. This raises the very serious debate about the problems associated with combining the dangerous “around the house” activities and the demands of elite sport. Horror tales surrounding the perils of vaccuuming, the hazards of gardening and the horrors of “Home handyman” projects deliver an iron clad case for their abolition. Struggling to bend down to undo his shoe laces post match, “Zoonie” did the only sensible thing in the circumstances: had a beer to kill the pain and drove home in his boots.

Ben Barnett was also forced from the ground early in the game and unable to return. Traumatised by his involvement in a massive cranium collision which saw his forehead quickly become an “eight head” Ben witnessed more stars in five minutes than one can see in a whole night at the Academy awards.

Added to this was the continued absence of star forward Damon Wilson. Vilified on the official Supertigers’ website for missing the last game due to “shopping for a Port-a Cot”, Wilson was allegedly still mourning the passing of Farah Fawcett. Voted by 85% of respondents as supplying the softest excuse for not playing previously, Damon cemented his grip on the bag of marshmallows.

The number of turnovers delivered by Gawler threatened the statisticians with RSI as they continually exployed their own version of the look away pass; the no look pass.

The Gawler players seemed intent on deceiving Dave Wuttke with this ploy but some days it’s hard to fool a man whose not paying attention anyway. Playing at his unflappable best, the opposition later described him as being “Cooler than a penguin’s freezer”.

Interested spectators included those playing in the following match. Easts’ players took some consolation in the fact that they had gotten closer to the Hill’s team than any other this year, losing their previous encounter by only 32 points. They talked in awe of the Supertigers’ “Roaming Zone”. Drawing on the soccer strategy playing in a “2, 4, 4 formation”, they described what they experienced against the Hill’s as the unstoppable “18 formation” where everybody just runs.

They commented on the fluctuating mood of the Gawler players during the match with one wag explaining that, “At half time they seemed depressed and miserable but by the end of the match they were just miserable and depressed”.

In the end it was a massacre of indescribable proportions that made Custer’s Last Stand look like a draw.

HILLS 26 – 12
GAWLER 4 – 6
Best: Kleemann, Geraghty, Kemp, Seymour, Jaensch, Bojanic, Wuttke
Goals: Magee 5, Hancock, Kleemann, Pearce 4, Snooks, McGill 3, Hill, Seymour, Anko Klitten 1

POLL RESULT-Softest Of The Soft Round 7

Damo Shines In Poll Result

A clear win by Damon Wilson in last week's Super Poll...polling 84% of the vote for being unavailable due to 'having to go shopping for a port-a-cot', Wilson wins a bag of marshmallows and goes into the main draw for the 2009 Poll Award. Matt Ormsby (Hangover 63%) and Tommy Hancock (self diagnosed hamstring 36%) are also nominated for the big end of season award.

Monday, June 29, 2009

Hill's Juggernaut Rolls On!

PHOS Loaded Up But To No Avail...



Joining the ranks of Geelong & St Kilda, the Hill's Supertigers can now be regarded as ELITE!

With no fewer than 8 big names out due to various ailments and commitments, the Hill's Supertigers systematically destroyed the 'pumped' PHOS Camden Phantoms at Marion.

Kicking with a strong breeze in the first term, the inaccurate Tigers could have brought the 'fat lady' out early but it was a good thing that she was kept away as this may have constituted 'racial vilification' according to umpire Greg Day.

A tough physical approach by the Phantoms failed to dent the strong free flowing run of the Tigers but it did dent some of the Tiger's players.

Taking heavy hits on a number of occasions, Wayne 'Chucky' Seymour shone throughout the game, giving great drive out of the middle and off of the half back line.

Simon Kemp was again a dominant figure. Kicking accurately from 50 metres against the wind, hitting leading forwards 'lace out' and intercepting Phantom's forwards were all a pleasure to watch. It could be said that he is a pretty handy player.

Hard man Sean Watt was again at the bottom of a number of packs but did manage to free himself up to contribute a match high 4 goals. He finished with the fantastic statistics of 4 goals, 1 king hit & 2 players sent off, together with having the game called off 5 minutes from full time. A fine effort indeed.

Dave McGill spent several hours in surgery after the game having the ball extracted from his stomach. An incredible spoil in the last quarter left him gasping for air but the super fit dynamo continued to burn off his rivals.

The continued fine form of Dave 'Runt' Wundtke frustrated the PHOS forwards and together with Damian 'Dom Cassisi' Ryde, Richie Slater, debutant Ben Barnett and the committed Neil Thomson provided a resilient defence.

'Who is on bloody Pearcey?' could be heard ringing across the Marion Oval. The ever elusive Kim Pearce managed to find plenty of room on the long and narrow field and also marked strongly and converted 2 valuable goals.

The Chris Hill 'rebirth' continued. Hill lead strongly, took contested marks and 'dished' off handballs to team mates in position. Talks of this being his last season have been put on hold by management. Contract negotiations continue!

The 'time spent on the turf' award for this week would have to be shared by hard running winger Alex Tucker and 'knock about' ruckman Aleks Bojanic. It is either a lack of balance or sheer persistence to get a hand on the ball that causes the 2 A's to spend so much time admiring the grass roots.

Club educator Ross Wall had statisticians clammering for records in the first quarter. Wall was heading for a world record in 'ducking & weaving' together with the most pirouettes in a quarter. Unfortunately the acrobatic moves played havoc with his hamstring and Wall was forced to play out the game out of a forward pocket which allowed the Tiger's 2008 leading goalkicker, Gary 'Specky' Magee to take up a more prominent position up the ground collecting several kicks and also some PHOS Camden players.

The Supertigers were hit hard by players 'Missing In Action' but they continued on their quest to play out the season undefeated.

A short turnaround of a week and the strong Gawler side stand in the way of 8 in a row!

Ross Wall File...Hills v PHOS Camden

HILLS IN “THRILLER”

The death of Michael Jackson had a profound effect on the Superules game at Marion on Sunday.

Facing a full PHOS Camden squad, determined to break their “duck” against the Hills, a number of Supertigers were unable to face the prospect of playing football in the wake of the tragic news. Reclusive Ron Berry was spied in Echunga gardening in his white gloves and matching face mask while Matt “Peter Pan” Ormsby was sleeping in his hyperbaric chamber trying to slow down the ageing process.

Chris Hill once again showed his loyalty in the face of mass absenteeism, remaining true to his Superules motto for every game, “I’ll Be There”. Only 15 Hills’ players fronted but all were determined to do it for “Jacko”.

Unfortunately, Aleks Bojanic thought they meant the other “Jacko”. This resulted in him removing his false teeth and then performing a rather alarming hand stand just to prove that his rear end would not always point to the ground.

The game finally got started and the Hills’ team won the toss and kicked with a five goal breeze. Dominating field play, the Supertigers were dogged by inaccuracy. Even super goal kicker Kim Pearce missed a set shot from 20 metres out. “I’m bad, I’m bad; you know it”, was all he could say.

It was as though Michael Jackson had permeated all aspects of the game. As if in tribute to the 1972 number hit about a rat, “Ben” Bartlett debuted off the rookie list and proved conclusively that in the search for new talent, “The two of us need look no more”.

Wayne Seymour put his own slant on the musical legend and stage performer with a spectacular array of on field moves. Jackson might have been described as the “King of Pop” but watching him stop, drop and change direction, Wayne Seymour was the “King of Prop”.

Another with the fancy footwork tribute was Dave “Moonwalk” McGill who continually strutted his best steps. He mesmerized the slow moving opposition who at times resembled “Zombies” from the “Thriller” video clip.

The PHOS boys got a little agitated as their frustration at not being able to convert opportunities with the wind began to surface. The full back turned to his burly opponent, Gary Magee, and said “Didn’t Michael Jackson write that charity song about you, ‘We Ate The world’?”

Neil Thomson, who had too much time to think at Full Back, almost brought the team undone at half time. Leading by five goals to one, the team just needed something to maintain its momentum. Thomson stepped up with a Michael Jackson “plastic joke” which generated the appropriate response from the expectant huddle. Unfortunately he then proceeded to outline a series of football plays for on field success. It’s “As easy as ABC” Thommo assured the team but the damage had been done. Burdened by having to play and think, the Hills’ team was outscored for the first time in the match.Poor Alex Tucker was so confused he couldn’t work out whether he was meant to be “Back or Wide”. Fortunately Thomson was gagged at three quarter time, and normality was restored, with the Supertigers holding on to remain the only team PHOS Camden have never beaten.

The game was not without its musical sound effects thanks to Dave “Runt” Wuttke.

Desperate to mark a low ball near the boundary line Dave propelled himself parallel to the turf. He managed to get both hands under the ball but the force of the ball crushed his hands into the ground, amplifying the “Thwack” noise. This forced the ball to “Squelch” as it implanted itself into his face, which generated the inevitable “Oohhh”. Insensitive team mates repeated the “Thwack, Squelch, Oohhh” sound effects to the beat of “Billie Jean” every time Dave went for the ball.

Even the umpires got into the Michael Jackson theme.

Confronted by an overly aggressive PHOS player one of the adjudicators simply pointed to the bench and sang out “Beat it”.

Post match memories of Michael Jackson moments were shared with focus on the enduring friendship between Michael Jackson and Bubbles the monkey. At this point both Simon Kemp and Wuttke claimed to be the monkey rather than the organ grinder.

Discussions about Michael Jackson being identified as a pop star at the age of five led to Sean Watt describing how he was positively identified at the age of eight. It was then pointed out that his 15 minutes of fame was courtesy of the police for setting fire to his neighbour’s backyard leaf pile.

Despite the sadness of the occasion the team reveled in their imperious victory which was set up by incredible efforts by Seymour, Kemp, Wuttke, McGill, Tucker and Pearce. It is great to play Superules but it is always better to win.

The win was an important morale booster in this time of loss and sets up a top of the table clash with Gawler at Lobethal next Sunday.

HILLS 8 – 13
PHOS 3 – 8
Best: Seymour, Wuttke, Kemp, McGill, Tucker, Pearce, Thomson
Goals: Watt 4, Pearce 2, Kemp, Hill 1

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

The Party Continues In The Clare Valley


Let's Talk Footy...Supertigers Head To The Top

A trip to the world famous Clare Valley to play a game of footy against a talented Mid North Eagles outfit was seen to be a test and a challenge...

The challenge was to field a full quota of players and the test was to not over indulge in the fine wines and hospitality of this wonderful part of South Australia...the Hill's Supertigers came through with flying colours...23 players, 1 coach & 1 goal umpire and only a sniff of a hangover.

Unfortunately, Supertiger Kim Pearce did not make it out of the change rooms, Blaming a sore back from carrying the team for so long, the reality was that Pearce had an unfortunate experience with the tube of Deep Heat and just did not want to brave the blustery wet conditions at the picturesque Mintaro Oval...the inquest continues!

The home team jumped the Tigers early in the first quarter causing super coach Dave Piro to ring the changes. The Eagles registered 3 early goals and the Tiger supremo called on his players to show some commitment & guts, unlike his beloved Port Power FC.

He had the desired effect with the Eagles not registering another goal for the remainder of the game.

The incredible form of on-baller Richard Kleemann continued...it is understood that the statisticians ran out of paper as Kleemann tore apart the Eagle's on ballers and defenders, finishing with 6 goals and a number of assists.

Again it was the 'wall like' structure of the Tiger's defence that gave confidence to the forward section players and allowed them to play freely in the trying conditions. The rebounding defence of Dave Wundtke, Dale Wylie and Ron Berry and the strong marking and spoiling of Andrew Frohling, Paul Zoontjen and Damian Ryde continued.

The forward line welcomed the reappearance of goal kicking machine Gary Magee (5 goals) after his hamstring injury. 'Foreman Legal Leading Goal Kicker' leader, Tommy Hancock, continued to add to his tally with another 3 goals and Ross Wall finally registered 2 majors including a contender for 'Goal of the Year' with a fine snap from deep in the pocket.

The mud bespattered efforts of big man Aleks Bojanic were acknowledged by the canteen lady with a free sausage after the game. A great award and much appreciated by the hungry ruckman.

First use of the ball at clearances, attributed to the dominance of Damon Wilson and Bojanic in the ruck, allowed clearance players, Mark Jaensch, Wayne Seymour (1 goal), Simon Kemp, Neil Thomson & Kleemann to continually hit up leading forward targets in Sean Watt , Chris Hill (1 goal), Magee, Hancock and Matt Ormsby with 2nd gamer Richie Slater collecting the crumbs.

The heroics of Alex Tucker and David McGill were again on show, constantly being at the bottom of a pack and 'dishing out' some very good ball.

But again it was the overall team commitment to run and support and the higher than average skill level together with the fantastic decision making of legendary Tiger's goal umpire 'Fryar Tuck' Tucker that allowed the Hill's Supertigers to continue in their quest to 'conquer' all in 2009.

The next 3 games, (PHOS, Gawler & SHOC) shape to put the Supertigers to the test and they look forward to the challenge.

Monday, June 15, 2009

The Wall File...Tigers v Mid North Eagles

COMETTI DOES CLARE

The split round of AFL matches provided Dennis Cometti with time off and the opportunity to sample a different level of football.

The Hills’ Superules match at Clare on the weekend was the perfect escape from his hectic schedule but his compulsion for commentating meant the game had its own colourful, verbal account.

On a freezing day, characterised by strong winds from the South Pole along with incessant drizzle, the Mid North and Hills’ teams battled gallantly on the Mintaro Oval. The ever perceptive Cometti immediately embraced the essence of the match. Within minutes the ample frame of burly Hills’ full forward, Gary Magee, landed with sickening force on top of his much smaller opponent, only metres from the goal line. “They’ll be drawing a chalk outline of the body in that goal square”, was Cometti’s assessment of the situation.

As conditions worsened, the game was characterised by heavy body clashes, untidy disposals and high levels of player frustration. The antics of an extremely annoyed Alex “Tuck” Tucker attracted Cometti’s attention. “I wonder what the team psychologist will make of that: Tuck dropped that mark and immediately shouted out his own name”.

The home team, inspired by a vocal and supportive crowd scored the first two goals of the match, only to surrender the lead and ultimately the momentum by quarter time. “This season Mid North have blown more leads than Inspector Clouseau” was the profound appraisal by the Channel Seven guru.

As players fearlessly threw themselves into packs, Wayne “Chucky” Seymour distinguished himself by being more reckless than anyone should ever be. “Chucky’s my man, he never takes a breather. If he was a postman he would finish his round in 20 minutes, stopping only to bite a few dogs along the way”.

Richard “Dick” Kleemann was so dominant that the skill he displayed in nailing one of his six goals prompted Cometti to describe it as follows: “A truly magnificent goal. He just strolled between three defenders who until that moment were having delusions of adequacy”.

Three quarter time, with drizzle continuing to be driven across the ground by the icy wind, was Cometti’s finest moment. Confronted by a wafer thin and shivering Dave “Runt” Wuttke, the commentator assessed what he saw. A completely purple body topped with a black beanie prompted the question, “Is this a bulimic Tele Tubby?”

Cometti displayed his true professionalism by researching some of the history of a number of the Hills’ players. In relation to Chris Hill he observed that, “When Chris debuted in 1987 petrol was 50 cents a litre, “Faith” by George Michael was number one and Michael Jackson still had a nose”.

The hyper active “rubber man” Dave McGill also caught Cometti’s eye with his athletic ability to dive under packs, take a hit and emerge with the ball without breaking stride. “He’s so tough he’s made a career on liniment, pain killers and smelling salts”.

Simon Kemp also impressed in treacherous conditions with his ability to keep his footing when those around him tumbled. “Simon has a very low centre of gravity. He is like a fire hydrant, which is great unless you’re playing the Bulldogs”.

Tommy Hancock, who thrived on his role up forward, made no secret of the pleasure he derived from kicking goals. “The goals beckoned and when Tommy realised he had so much time his eyes lit up like Paris Hilton spotting a water bed”.

The tragic adventures of Paul Zoontjens, who was one of 22 players to make the trip to Clare, gave Cometti cause for comment. “Paul bounced violently off one opponent and into another, leaving him bruised and battered. If you watch the replay backwards I bet it would say Paul is dead”.

The match continued the amazing unbeaten run of the Hills’ team as they eventually demolished the courageous Mid North cohort. The Supertigers can now look forward to bigger challenges from PHOS Camden and then a titanic clash with Gawler at Lobethal the week after.

HILLS 18 – 11 MID NORTH 3 – 4
Best: Kleemann, Wuttke, Seymour, Hancock, Jaensch, Tucker, Kemp
Goals: Kleemann 6, Magee 5, Hancock 3, Wall 2, Seymour, Hill 1

Monday, June 1, 2009

Ross Wall File...Tigers vs Portland

SUPERULES PANDEMIC SPREADS

The Office of Sport & Recreation has issued an official warning about the uncontrollable spread of “Supers Virus” throughout the community.

Despite a raft of precautions and restrictions figures reveal an unprecedented outbreak of the insidious illness. Every club in South Australia is reporting increased numbers of men afflicted by “Superules Syndrome”.Symptoms include a distorted sense of reality and will be reflected in comments including:“I haven’t played for 10 years but….”
“I don’t have private health insurance but I’m sure I won’t need it…”
“Being bald and rotund will make me quicker…”
“Let me stand Wayne Weidemann…”

It has also been labeled “Mid Life Crisis Condition” and “Football Fever Syndrome”.

Government authorities are urging club officials to report any new occurrences to local sporting bodies for immediate isolation of the individuals and counseling of people who have had contact with those infected.

Its origins have been traced back 25 years ago when a small group of past players were first exposed to a strain which was considered a low grade infection. It appears to have laid dormant for a number of years with just minor outbreaks which failed to bring it to the attention of authorities. However, we appear to be on the verge of a red alert now as the disease hovers on the precipice of being categorised as a dangerous pandemic .

Each year, government bodies have sanctioned a national carnival for Superules players from all over Australia. Last year this event was held in Darwin and the ensuing 8 days of quarantine quelled the spread of the disease as it disappeared off the radar until March this year, when it hit back with a vengeance.

The Office of Sport & Recreation is working in partnership with other government bodies to reduce possible exposure to the disease or at least reduce the effect on those who are only mildly infected.

The Australian Taxation Office banned income tax claims on sporting equipment and the Health Department increased private health subscriptions to discourage players from joining top level categories to cover sporting injuries.

Despite this the threat of a pandemic increased forcing the Federal Government to fabricate a Global Economic Crisis to generate a climate of fear so vulnerable employees would choose work over sport.

In a nationally concerted effort the Weather Bureau has conspired to create droughts to make ovals unplayable in an effort to discourage the disease at its source. Despite this, two more cases were reported at Henley on Sunday as the disease showed no signs of abating.

The Hills and Portland teams, both swollen with players oozing the “Superules Strain”, were a threat to public safety. An illness, which obviously affects older male members of the sporting world, could be seen in all its hideous glory.

Shortness of breath, poor coordination, shocking judgment, “foul mouth” frustration and a complete obliviousness to the terrifying effects of wearing tight shorts in public, horrified onlookers.

Long term sufferers include Chris Hill, Kim Pearce, Dave McGill, Alex Tucker, Neil Thomson and Ron Berry. In the absence of a cure, or community intervention, these men have continued to battle the disease, oblivious of its potential infectiousness.

No one has told Kim his hair is too retro; Alex that his tan is too orange; Dave that those abs are obviously not real; Ron that grey hair does not make him look more dignified; or Chris that those legs should not be seen in public.

Governments can only do so much and without a coordinated community program of re-education, these people will continue to suffer ad infinitum.

The disease could be seen in advanced forms in a number of players on Sunday.

Dick Kleemann was moved to enact three smothers and a series of fearless tackles as he tried desperately to exorcise excess adrenalin from his system. Rob McGregor and Chris Geraghty followed suit with spoils and smothers and Mark Jaensch kept running in the hope that he could exhaust the disease.

The raging “football fever” drove Tommy Hancock to risk further hamstring damage and caused Aleks Bojanic’s hair to stand more on edge than normal.

The most alarming example of the “football fever symptom” was Kim Pearce who was physically ill before the game but covered his cause with the “It was something I ate” line.

The effects of the virus vary with individuals displaying a range of symptoms.

Dave “Runt” Wuttke was reduced to 20 metre kicks and Simon “Killer” Kemp suppressed his normal wild man antics to avoid potentially destructive collisions with vulnerable opponents. Sean Watt consistently passed to leading forwards, on his own team, and Damon Wilson, wide eyed from being recently infected, kept marking the ball in the goal square; strange times indeed.

Rugged Portland, who normally reflect the “Underbelly” of society, were occasionally reduced to “soft belly” as the Hill’s players exhibited far worse symptoms than their opponents.

With no signs of abating, one wonders, “Has the government given up on its policy of containment and adopted a Darwinian approach, hoping that a breed of men will emerge capable of resisting the strain?”

HILLS 19 – 8 PORTLAND 7 – 4

Best: Kleemann, Jaensch, Kemp, Watt, Wuttke, Geraghty, Hancock

Goals: Hancock, Kleemann 4, Wilson 3, Pearce 2, Slater, Hill, Jaensch, Kemp, Watt 1

SUPERTIGERS CLAIM ANOTHER SCALP


Hills Cruise To 5 In A Row

Even a late ground change could not unsettle the rampaging Hill's Supertigers.

Playing on a well prepared Henley Sharks FC oval the highly fancied Tigers swept aside the previously unbeaten Portland Football Club.

The season's continued dominance in the centre and at clearances gave the Hill's forwards many opportunities, finishing with a scoreboard reading 18 goals 8 behinds.

Overwhelming the opposition with speed and endurance, Dick Kleemann tore apart the Portland on-ballers and frustrated their defence...they had no answer and were continually left in his wake but it was not only Kleemann. Simon Kemp and Mark Jaensch worked through the lines continually delivering to the forward targets. It was only a full face grapple by Portland's frustrated stalwart Marty Martinovic, that stopped Jaensch in his tracks with the resultant free kick registering another goal.

The old 'play in front son and you'll get the ball' was certainly the case with Damon Wilson, kicking 3 valuable goals from tough contested marks while playing at full forward. Chris Hill out of the pocket created opportunities and was rewarded with a goal while strong marking half forward 'Snappy' Tom Hancock proved that there is life with 2 dodgy hamstrings.

Again the defence showed why it is regarded as one of the toughest to crack in the AFL Masters League...strong spoiling by Rob McGregor and Andrew Frohling together with the hard chasing and tackling of Chris Geraghty were features of a backline in form. Ron 'Chuck' Berry and Dale Wylie were also found to be running off the half backline where possible.

Dave 'Runt' Wundtke continues to amaze on lookers. His ability to be at the fall of the ball is uncanny as is his kicking style...UNCANNY!

Supercoach Dave Piro swung the changes off the bench, again creating confusion for the Portland players. Neil 'Thommo' Thomson ran without an opponent for the majority of the game and relative newcomer Damian 'Dom' Ryde carried well across the ground. Piro also created havoc amongst the playing group with an emotion charged address at quarter time that included blondes, the moon & Melbourne. It certainly had the desired effect...'The Piro Effect'.

Also in the uncanny basket is the ability of legendary winger Kim Pearce to not only front but to dominate following major celebrations. Strong rumours abound with the standing down of Richmond coach Terry Wallace that Pearce may be in the coach's bunker of his beloved Richmond Tigers for the remainder of 2009.

Again big ruckman Aleks Bojanic managed to break 2 ruckmen...both physically and mentally by somehow getting 'under their skin'...managing not to get sent off this week for 'smart arse' remarks to the umpires, Bojanic gave the runners a number of first looks at the ball which in turn brought the forwards into play.

Dodging and weaving his way in and out of trouble, Ross Wall had his opponents bamboozled while Sean Watt did his chances of starring in the next Rocky movie no harm with a tough display of team mate support. Watt also has put his hand up to star as David Beckham in the forthcoming movie 'I Can Kick Them From Anywhere!'.

Joining the ranks of the 'first game, first kick, first goal' club was Richard 'Richie' Slater. Slater, recruited by the ever elusive Dave McGill, was given a number of jobs by coach Piro.

The Hill's Supertigers next travel to the beautiful wine producing Clare area with a tough game against the Mid North side at Mintaro Oval on Sunday 14th of June at 1pm.


Will it be 6 from 6 or will the Shiraz be the undoing of this highly tuned outfit.

Monday, May 11, 2009

Supertigers...No Sweat!


Running Hot In The Cold

On a cool misty Mt Lofty night the Supertigers juggernaut added another dominant win to the unblemished 2009 record with a massive 107 point demolition of Adelaide Hill's rivals, Blackwood.

The pre-game loss of spearhead Gary 'Specky' Magee with a recurring hamstring strain threw stand in coach Dick Kleemann's game plan into havoc. A quick restructure saw the big boys, Damon Wilson & Aleks Bojanic anchored at Full Forward while changing in ruck, bringing the ball to ground on several occasions allowing the running players to swarm and convert.

Ross Wall's ability to duck & weave was again on show but this week with a difference. Hampered by a niggling back injury, Wall admitted after the game that his manoeuvring was to keep off his left foot & not to baffle the Wood's defence.

The ultra elusive Kim Pearce again frustrated the opposition with his ability to appear out of no where. His goals were well appreciated by Hill's teammates but his continued banter with Blackwood players was a highlight.

Although sitting out the first quarter, Dave McGill shone under lights, dashing around the forward fifty like a greyhound jumping from Box 1 at Angle Park. McGill had no peer.

Chris Hill, over his wood chopping duties from the previous week, found the going easier this week marshaling the forwards and trying to keep the defenders and ruckmen out of the forward lines.

It was again evident, that the ground breaking game plan of the Tigers, does involve a zoning / flooding technique...OF THE FORWARD LINE!...a greater study of the game plan is required to fully understand the workings of this finely tuned ploy.

On a night where it was difficult to raise a sweat, the back six certainly didn't trouble the statisticians and it wasn't for a lack of trying. Powering forward at any opportunity Rob 'Maxy' McGregor, Andrew Frohling, Chris 'Fritz' Geraghty, Dave 'Runt' Wundtke, Wayne 'Chucky' Seymour & Paul 'Zoony' Zoontjen chased stats up the ground but continued to repel any attempted forays forward by Blackwood.

The continued dominance at the stoppages and clearances by Simon Kemp, Dick Kleemann & Alex Tucker is reminiscent of the Brisbane Lions triple premiership era...clean possession and quick delivery into the forward lines to the strong target offered by Matt Ormsby is a key to the Supertiger's success in 2009. The welcome return of goal sneak Sean Watt from an ankle injury saw him register majors to both ends.

Sanctions are expected at the club following the display of Bojanic in the final quarter who was the first Hill's player in 2009 to be given his marching orders by field umpire Greg 'Daisy' Day for abusive language to an opposition player. Bojanic reflected after the game and was apologetic for bringing the game into disrepute but did say that given his time again, he wouldn't change a thing!

HILL'S SPORTING THE OPPOSITION'S COLOURS
In this day of 'a lack of playing for the jumper' Hill's stalwarts Ron 'Chuck' Berry and Dale 'Coyote' Wylie pulled on the stylish (?) green & red of Blackwood to help with numbers...both players shone, with Berry's fine defensive display of smothering & Wylie delivering in the forward lines with a wonderful goal from the boundary and living up to his name of being the 'Wylie Coyote'.

It is never much fun playing for the opposition but both took on the challenge and this was greatly appreciated by all...the pressure will now be on at selection, with regular defender Wylie eying off the forward lines. Well done Ron & Dale...

Every game has a memorable moment but Saturday evening drew several...Alex Tucker's statement that 'it is much harder to hit the post than to actually kick a goal' and the sight of Dick Kleeman & 'Runt' Wundtke standing around the flame filled 44 gallon drum during the final quarter like a couple of 'home boys from the hood'.

Next game is against the hardened Portland FC at Sacred Heart on Sunday 3st May at 2.30pm

Ross Wall File...Hills v Blackwood

SPORT BRIDGES THE GAP

Sport, and football in particular, has the unique ability to meld a massively diverse blend of characters into a united and all conquering gaggle of sporting heroes. It bonds people who would otherwise be unable to tolerate each other’s presence in the same room.

The Hills’ Superules team is a classic example of this.

Where else could protagonists from Kersbrook, Echunga, Gumeracha, Nairne, Macclesfield, Meadows, Lobethal, Uraidla and Onkas put aside decades of localised feuding which have made the American Civil War look like a church fete.

To see Kim Pearce, who holds the world record for on field sledging of non “Brookers”, praising Gumeracha’s “Earth Man” Alex Tucker for his courageous play, is a sight to behold.

For more than 10 years Chris Hill, with his passionate affiliation with Lobethal, has cheerfully partnered Neil Thomson, who cruelly mocks the alternate Tiger team. This club culture of tolerance has become a feature of the Hills’ team as recent recruits Mark Jaensch and Damien Dolman from Nairne have gelled beautifully.

This club culture of tolerance has also been enhanced by a conscious strategy of recruiting players whose values and occupations complement each other.

This concept is modeled on Michael Nunan’s successful strategy employed with North Adelaide during the 1980s.The Rooster’s captain John Riley, a nuclear physicist, found himself surrounded by players who could barely spell their name. Desperate not to lose Riley to MENSA, Nunan recruited Neil Craig, who despite being in the twilight of his career, could provide someone to converse with the scientist. Craig could also translate Nunan’s game plan into small bite size portions for the players to swallow. Team harmony and balance restored, Nunan oversaw a reasonably successful era.

The Supertigers have followed this blue print.

Ron Berry’s unhealthy fixation with numbers had often seen him ostracized by others who couldn’t appreciate his predilection.The signing of fellow accountant, Andrew Frohling has enticed Berry to continue playing as he strives to match his 400 games played for Echunga; as a proportionally representative equivalent.

Beer plumber, Rob McGregor, joined 5 years ago to ensure Kim Pearce had someone to talk to about his favourite hobby.

Meadows man Paul “Fluff” Woods was constantly bending the law and so the team recruited law enforcer Darren “SAS Man” Watkins to keep him on the straight and narrow.
Simon Kemp, who ensures new housing structures are erected with functioning electrical systems, is balanced by David “Runt” Wuttke, who guarantees old housing structures are delightfully demolished.

Chris Hill finally found a soul mate in funeral director Dick Kleemann. One transports goods from one location to another and the other helps transport people from this world to the next.

Saturday night at Mt Lofty provided more evidence that this wonderful recipe for geriatric football success is working.

Facing traditional local rival Blackwood, the Hills team dominated a sparkling exhibition under lights.The balcony at Mt Lofty was packed for a good 10 minutes of the match as the crowd, which swelled after the “A” grade curtain raiser, marveled at how people that old could still play the game.

They were treated to the rare spectacle of full forward, Gary “Plugger” Magee participating in a pre match warm up. The gasps were audible when Gary twanged his hamstring with his first kick and retired for the night before the first bounce.

Undeterred, Aleks Bojanic and Damon Wilson dominated in ruck which provided Dick Kleemann and Wayne Seymour with armchair rides.

The conditions became very challenging due to persistent “Mt. Lofty Mist” but players maintained a truly sporting focus to ensure the spirit of the game prevailed.Excellent, common sense umpiring, which ensured the old guy going for the ball was protected, assisted in the game being declared a triumph of sportsmanship over aggression, and Tigers over Woods.

Much credit must go to the Blackwood Superules delegate Joe Turci, who ensured a good natured group played “Footy for fun”.

For the Supertigers Chris Geraghty was resolute in defence, even providing some unrewarded runs, and Matt Ormsby and Damon Wilson grabbed marks like it was dry.

Damian Dolman became the first bearded Supertigers player for more than a decade and played like a man possessed.Damian “Dom” Ryde was sensational, handling the ball beautifully, and Paul Zoontjens displayed great desperation across half back. Paul claims he can’t remember much of the 80’s at North.

Stirling Hotel vouchers went to Geraghty and Kemp but many others could have been rewarded had they passed successfully to Bojanic.

HILLS 19 – 16 BLACKWOOD 3 – 5
Best: Geraghty, Kemp, Ormsby, Wuttke, Kleemann, Pearce, Ryde
Goals; McGill 3, Wilson, Ryde, Ormsby, Watt, Pearce 2, Dolman, Bojanic, Kleemann, Snooks, Seymour, Wiley

Monday, May 4, 2009

Supertigers Continue To Exorcise Demons!

INJURY PLAGUED BUT STILL SHINING!

Having been beaten at home by the East Demons last season, the Hill's Supertigers were very keen to turn the tables...and that they did, to the tune of 63 points.

A trip to Reynella is always fraught with danger...not just because the ground is usually 'rock hard' but the loss of players in transit. This was not the case this week as the oval was presented in exceptional condition and the Tigers managed a strong line up of 20 although managing to lose Dick Kleeman in transit (maybe he picked up a job along the way?).

Having been hit hard by injuries the Tigers were without key forwards, Gary 'Specky' Magee, 'Snappy' Tom Hancock & Sean Watt. Coach Dave Piro worked hard for his money this week conjuring a forward set up that could score enough goals. The return of Troy 'Snooksy' Snooks (unimaginative nickname that one!) with 3 goals and the super move forward of strong defender Andy Frohling (4 goals) proved to compensate for the injuries.

Resting the 'big fellas' Damon Wilson & Aleks Bojanic in the front 3 also paid dividends with Bojanic snaring a couple of strong contested pack marks converting one and missing an easy shot from 25 metres. Wilson continued his strong work dropping back into defence to repel numerous East attacks. Both ruckmen worked hard against the Demon's talented 7 footer, Kerry 'Spider' Jay setting up several clearances and resulting goals.

Changing off the bench in the 3rd quarter, Wilson was heard to say to Bojanic "Let me know when it's time to change cause I wont pull myself off"...they have only played 2 games together but appear to have a good understanding!

Matty Ormsby was a welcome target at centre half forward setting up several attacks and was rewarded by snaring a 6 pointer.

Simon Kemp continued his fantastic early season form strongly marking and creating great drive through the middle. Mark Jaensch & Wayne Seymour ran out the game very strongly figuring in many centre clearances.

The defence was 'rock like' again...marshalled by the strong marking & spoiling Paul Zoontjens. Rob 'Maxy' McGregor, Dale Wylie & debutant Damian 'Dom' Ryde, who does have a strong resemblance to Port skipper Dominic Casissi, were all unshakable.

The Tigers were also very well served by the run created by Dave ' Runt' Wundtke (How does he keep running without any muscles?) & Chris 'Fritz' Geraghty. The boys from the East had no answer to the hard working defenders.

It was also muttered early on a number of times by the Demons, 'Who is on bloody Pearcey?'...well for the first time this season we saw a 'tag'...this did not faze the 1,000 plus game
superstar...Kim Pearce continued to bamboozle the Demons defenders finding himself in space and kicking 2 valuable goals.

Chris Hill, although feeling the effects of chopping timber for the wood fire at home prior to the game again presented, chipping in with an early goal and Dave McGill out ran his opponent on a number of occasions pushing the ball deep into attack.

Ross Wall retired at half time after further consultation with his Chiropractor but it was a hot shower that he was really after. Ron 'Chuck' Berry played at both ends of the ground and Neil Thomson was strong across the centre of the ground coming off the wing.

Again thanks must go to coach Dave Piro for his words of wisdom and half time 'rev up' and to the professional goal umpiring of Mr 'Friar' Tucker.

Final Score
Hills 14-8
East 4-5

Missing in action this week;
Specky Magee (Hamsting), Dick Kleeman (Lost), Snappy Tom Hancock (Double Hamstring), Sean Watt (Ankle), Alex Tucker (Family Function), Tony Oates (Knee), Damian Dolman (Calf).

Next Game:
'The Battle of the Hills'
Hills Supertigers v Blackwood
Saturday 9th May...5pm kick off
Under lights at Subway Stadium, Heathfield

The Ross Wall File...Game 3

RESPONSIBLE FOOTBALL JOURNALISM

Football players who speak in public can be their own worst enemies. Should the media have a responsibility to protect the players from themselves or simply print statements and hang them out to dry?

Is it appropriate or morally desirable for the media to edit, alter or filter some player comments, observations or actions? What is the impact when they don’t?

Reflect on the back page headline in the Advertiser three weeks ago,
“Hard Hitting Bock Returns To The Crows”.
Whose idea was that?

Following Richmond’s inexplicable loss to Melbourne speculation was rife about Terry Wallace’s future. Captain Chris Newman offered a well intentioned statement,
“I’m right behind him and he doesn’t deserve that”.
A less than verbatim account may have sufficed.
Wallace didn’t help himself by implying a certain self anointed royalty status by referring to himself in the third person,
“Myself, and I, think we will meet with them over the next 24 hours”.

The question is do we maintain media integrity and report Superules’ players utterances verbatim or edit and enhance their geriatric credibility.

Sunday’s game against East was a beauty early as both teams struggled for supremacy. With scores locked at 2 goals 2 behinds apiece, Dave “Runt” Wuttke turned thoughtfully to his opponent and said, “This is tight, one more point each and the scores will be level”.

Ron Berry was talking up the impending Saturday night game at Mt Lofty when a team mate asked what it would be like, compared to the day games.
Ron’s measured response was, “It’s basically the same, just darker”.

As the game progressed the Hills team gradually began to overwhelm the opposition.

With the Hills missing Dick Kleemann, the opposition believed the Tigers “Engine Room” would be vulnerable.

When Easts onballers began to falter Damon Wilson observed that, “It might be time for them to call the RAA.”

Desperate for his team to turn around their fortunes the East’s coach urged his team on at half time by explaining, “Apart from their goals we outscored Hills in that quarter”.
Doubting the validity of their mentor one player questioned why the coach hadn’t made any moves in response to strategic Hills’ maneuvers. “They didn’t change positions, they just moved their players around”, was the coach’s only comeback.

Again the Hills’ team welcomed a debutant, although Damien Ryde was a little apprehensive about the nature of the game.

Rob “Max” McGregor was quick to assure him that, “Sure there have been injuries and deaths in Superules, but none of them serious”. Damien played regardless.

The curious new comer was also questioning about the training regime of the team, wondering where and when practice sessions would be held. Kim Pearce explained about the last ever training session was when coach Dave Piro lost patience with his team.
Frustrated with a lack of coordination and concentration, Dave instructed half the team to go over and stand under the light and was very specific with the direction they should head. After a minute the group seemed disoriented and were wandering aimlessly which prompted a strong rebuke, “What’s wrong with you guys just stand over there near the light?”

Kim asked, “What light?”

Dave replied “That big, bright shiny thing over there on the light tower.”

Kim then informed him that there was no light tower in that part of the oval but the big, bright shiny thing was actually the moon. Dave requested that this never be spoken of again.

The revolving door of Superules welcomed back stalwart defender Andrew Frohling who kicked four goals after looking like he would need to be “Euthanased” last year due to injuries. It was also great to see Paul Zoontjens back. Following the first match of the season, walking unaided was not an option for four days, but we soon forget the pain.

The outstanding form of Simon Kemp prompted one of the East players to ask which Saturday team he played for.Dale Wiley explained, “He doesn’t but I would happily be his manager if he did.”

Mark Jaensch, fresh from his running duties with Nairne, covered his usual amount of ground and Chris Geraghty was again incredibly hard at the ball.

Great to have the “Chrome Domes” back.

As the game unfolded the larger than normal crowd witnessed some spectacular events

Aleks Bojanic took two strong pack marks and became quite excited by his successes. He was motivated to provide a running commentary but fatigue caused a slip of the tongue, “Bojanic’s long arms reached up through the pack like giant testicles”.

The might Supertigers eventually triumphed by ten goals, prompting a rather rude outburst from the defeated coach.
Explaining that as a child he had 20 wooden soldiers who he put into positions but they would just stand there, not moving and do nothing. “For years I thought I had lost them, but as of now I think I have found them again”.

For the final quote of the month we must return to the fertile ground of the Richmond football club.

Questioned over Wallace’s immediate future as coach, the president confidently declared “Unless he is struck down by some mystery virus, Terry will be coaching this week”.
Two days later the Swine flu pandemic engulfed the world.

The team is looking forward to Saturday’s 5pm feature game at Mt Lofty, following the A grade curtain raiser.

HILLS 14 – 8 EAST 4 – 5
Best: Kemp, Wuttke, Jaensch, Seymour, Zoontjens, Geraghty, Snooks
Goals: Frohling 4, Snooks 3, Pearce 2, Hill, Jaensch, Ormsby, Wilson, Bojanic 1