'FOREMAN LEGAL' Leading Goalkicker SEASON 2012

  • Leading Goalkickers after Round 2
  • Super Goals (2goals) - Mark Jaensch, Kim Pearce
  • 7 - Dick Kleemann, Michael Hamilton
  • 4 - Randall Weeks
  • 3 - Matt Mayes, Lincoln Powell
  • 2 - Dale Wylie
  • 1 - Ross Wall, Wayne Seymour, Chris Hill

Monday, May 4, 2009

Supertigers Continue To Exorcise Demons!

INJURY PLAGUED BUT STILL SHINING!

Having been beaten at home by the East Demons last season, the Hill's Supertigers were very keen to turn the tables...and that they did, to the tune of 63 points.

A trip to Reynella is always fraught with danger...not just because the ground is usually 'rock hard' but the loss of players in transit. This was not the case this week as the oval was presented in exceptional condition and the Tigers managed a strong line up of 20 although managing to lose Dick Kleeman in transit (maybe he picked up a job along the way?).

Having been hit hard by injuries the Tigers were without key forwards, Gary 'Specky' Magee, 'Snappy' Tom Hancock & Sean Watt. Coach Dave Piro worked hard for his money this week conjuring a forward set up that could score enough goals. The return of Troy 'Snooksy' Snooks (unimaginative nickname that one!) with 3 goals and the super move forward of strong defender Andy Frohling (4 goals) proved to compensate for the injuries.

Resting the 'big fellas' Damon Wilson & Aleks Bojanic in the front 3 also paid dividends with Bojanic snaring a couple of strong contested pack marks converting one and missing an easy shot from 25 metres. Wilson continued his strong work dropping back into defence to repel numerous East attacks. Both ruckmen worked hard against the Demon's talented 7 footer, Kerry 'Spider' Jay setting up several clearances and resulting goals.

Changing off the bench in the 3rd quarter, Wilson was heard to say to Bojanic "Let me know when it's time to change cause I wont pull myself off"...they have only played 2 games together but appear to have a good understanding!

Matty Ormsby was a welcome target at centre half forward setting up several attacks and was rewarded by snaring a 6 pointer.

Simon Kemp continued his fantastic early season form strongly marking and creating great drive through the middle. Mark Jaensch & Wayne Seymour ran out the game very strongly figuring in many centre clearances.

The defence was 'rock like' again...marshalled by the strong marking & spoiling Paul Zoontjens. Rob 'Maxy' McGregor, Dale Wylie & debutant Damian 'Dom' Ryde, who does have a strong resemblance to Port skipper Dominic Casissi, were all unshakable.

The Tigers were also very well served by the run created by Dave ' Runt' Wundtke (How does he keep running without any muscles?) & Chris 'Fritz' Geraghty. The boys from the East had no answer to the hard working defenders.

It was also muttered early on a number of times by the Demons, 'Who is on bloody Pearcey?'...well for the first time this season we saw a 'tag'...this did not faze the 1,000 plus game
superstar...Kim Pearce continued to bamboozle the Demons defenders finding himself in space and kicking 2 valuable goals.

Chris Hill, although feeling the effects of chopping timber for the wood fire at home prior to the game again presented, chipping in with an early goal and Dave McGill out ran his opponent on a number of occasions pushing the ball deep into attack.

Ross Wall retired at half time after further consultation with his Chiropractor but it was a hot shower that he was really after. Ron 'Chuck' Berry played at both ends of the ground and Neil Thomson was strong across the centre of the ground coming off the wing.

Again thanks must go to coach Dave Piro for his words of wisdom and half time 'rev up' and to the professional goal umpiring of Mr 'Friar' Tucker.

Final Score
Hills 14-8
East 4-5

Missing in action this week;
Specky Magee (Hamsting), Dick Kleeman (Lost), Snappy Tom Hancock (Double Hamstring), Sean Watt (Ankle), Alex Tucker (Family Function), Tony Oates (Knee), Damian Dolman (Calf).

Next Game:
'The Battle of the Hills'
Hills Supertigers v Blackwood
Saturday 9th May...5pm kick off
Under lights at Subway Stadium, Heathfield

The Ross Wall File...Game 3

RESPONSIBLE FOOTBALL JOURNALISM

Football players who speak in public can be their own worst enemies. Should the media have a responsibility to protect the players from themselves or simply print statements and hang them out to dry?

Is it appropriate or morally desirable for the media to edit, alter or filter some player comments, observations or actions? What is the impact when they don’t?

Reflect on the back page headline in the Advertiser three weeks ago,
“Hard Hitting Bock Returns To The Crows”.
Whose idea was that?

Following Richmond’s inexplicable loss to Melbourne speculation was rife about Terry Wallace’s future. Captain Chris Newman offered a well intentioned statement,
“I’m right behind him and he doesn’t deserve that”.
A less than verbatim account may have sufficed.
Wallace didn’t help himself by implying a certain self anointed royalty status by referring to himself in the third person,
“Myself, and I, think we will meet with them over the next 24 hours”.

The question is do we maintain media integrity and report Superules’ players utterances verbatim or edit and enhance their geriatric credibility.

Sunday’s game against East was a beauty early as both teams struggled for supremacy. With scores locked at 2 goals 2 behinds apiece, Dave “Runt” Wuttke turned thoughtfully to his opponent and said, “This is tight, one more point each and the scores will be level”.

Ron Berry was talking up the impending Saturday night game at Mt Lofty when a team mate asked what it would be like, compared to the day games.
Ron’s measured response was, “It’s basically the same, just darker”.

As the game progressed the Hills team gradually began to overwhelm the opposition.

With the Hills missing Dick Kleemann, the opposition believed the Tigers “Engine Room” would be vulnerable.

When Easts onballers began to falter Damon Wilson observed that, “It might be time for them to call the RAA.”

Desperate for his team to turn around their fortunes the East’s coach urged his team on at half time by explaining, “Apart from their goals we outscored Hills in that quarter”.
Doubting the validity of their mentor one player questioned why the coach hadn’t made any moves in response to strategic Hills’ maneuvers. “They didn’t change positions, they just moved their players around”, was the coach’s only comeback.

Again the Hills’ team welcomed a debutant, although Damien Ryde was a little apprehensive about the nature of the game.

Rob “Max” McGregor was quick to assure him that, “Sure there have been injuries and deaths in Superules, but none of them serious”. Damien played regardless.

The curious new comer was also questioning about the training regime of the team, wondering where and when practice sessions would be held. Kim Pearce explained about the last ever training session was when coach Dave Piro lost patience with his team.
Frustrated with a lack of coordination and concentration, Dave instructed half the team to go over and stand under the light and was very specific with the direction they should head. After a minute the group seemed disoriented and were wandering aimlessly which prompted a strong rebuke, “What’s wrong with you guys just stand over there near the light?”

Kim asked, “What light?”

Dave replied “That big, bright shiny thing over there on the light tower.”

Kim then informed him that there was no light tower in that part of the oval but the big, bright shiny thing was actually the moon. Dave requested that this never be spoken of again.

The revolving door of Superules welcomed back stalwart defender Andrew Frohling who kicked four goals after looking like he would need to be “Euthanased” last year due to injuries. It was also great to see Paul Zoontjens back. Following the first match of the season, walking unaided was not an option for four days, but we soon forget the pain.

The outstanding form of Simon Kemp prompted one of the East players to ask which Saturday team he played for.Dale Wiley explained, “He doesn’t but I would happily be his manager if he did.”

Mark Jaensch, fresh from his running duties with Nairne, covered his usual amount of ground and Chris Geraghty was again incredibly hard at the ball.

Great to have the “Chrome Domes” back.

As the game unfolded the larger than normal crowd witnessed some spectacular events

Aleks Bojanic took two strong pack marks and became quite excited by his successes. He was motivated to provide a running commentary but fatigue caused a slip of the tongue, “Bojanic’s long arms reached up through the pack like giant testicles”.

The might Supertigers eventually triumphed by ten goals, prompting a rather rude outburst from the defeated coach.
Explaining that as a child he had 20 wooden soldiers who he put into positions but they would just stand there, not moving and do nothing. “For years I thought I had lost them, but as of now I think I have found them again”.

For the final quote of the month we must return to the fertile ground of the Richmond football club.

Questioned over Wallace’s immediate future as coach, the president confidently declared “Unless he is struck down by some mystery virus, Terry will be coaching this week”.
Two days later the Swine flu pandemic engulfed the world.

The team is looking forward to Saturday’s 5pm feature game at Mt Lofty, following the A grade curtain raiser.

HILLS 14 – 8 EAST 4 – 5
Best: Kemp, Wuttke, Jaensch, Seymour, Zoontjens, Geraghty, Snooks
Goals: Frohling 4, Snooks 3, Pearce 2, Hill, Jaensch, Ormsby, Wilson, Bojanic 1